I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you get kids to do something?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?