Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What car always breaks the rules?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?