What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which fly makes films?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Which animal is the most religious?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
How did the vampire start his letter?