Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?