What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
It was a-salted.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which celebrity loves to read?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How do you organize a space party?