When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?