Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?