Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?