What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
He had to go back to dent-al school.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What insect thinks it's a dog?