What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Where do horses reside?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?