What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animal has the most fun?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?