What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
How do you talk to a giant?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What does the sun drink out of?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?