How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder to Instruction Manuals.
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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?