What money do cats use to go shopping?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's the loudest sport?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do locomotives know where to go?