Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Because they didn't read the Apple terms and conditions.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
We had a discussion about roses.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the beach's favorite movie?