Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which relative loves rice?
What do elves learn in school?