What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is another term for the price of gas?