Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
How was the wedding?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the airline worker name her child?