Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
How was the wedding?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where does breakfast live?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?