What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Where does water do all its banking?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What does winter fat turn into?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
How do you make a walnut laugh?