Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Because they also have eyes in the back of their heads.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?