What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are fish such good architects?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What building always gets stains on it?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?