What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What building always gets stains on it?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?