Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
He wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Which insect is the smartest?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's the most determined bird?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What day is your mom always right?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?