How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What style of music weighs the most?
How can you make 7 even?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How do frogs get to work?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?