How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
She sent her a pee-mail.
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do chips wear socks?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Can February March?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Families are like fudge.