What event do spiders love to attend?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?