What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?