Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?