Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Because getting a kid to behave is like pulling teeth.
What animal makes the best lunches?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where does breakfast live?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why was the math book sad?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do some people love eating snails?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
When do cows get tired?