Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do math teachers love March?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?