What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What are baby potatoes called?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?