How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does an evil hen lay?