Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where does laundry go to college?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?