What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the barber win the race?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How did the tree get lost?