How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?