If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?