Which tree can't stop crying?
A weeping willow.
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How is cat food sold?
How can you make 7 even?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where do termites go camping?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why do mice need oiling?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?