What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are winter days great?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?