What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How does a penguin build its house?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?