Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the foal cough?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which state is the cleanest?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?