Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
She took things too litter-ally.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?