What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which fly makes films?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?