Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do elves learn in school?