What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What nationality are most fish?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?