Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Where do colds go on vacation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's the holiest insect?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?