What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?