What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Palm-eranians.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?