Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the confused bee say?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What animal loves a baseball game?