Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
The grumpire.
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What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did the icy road say to the truck?